Meet Baron von Roast of Folgers Light
Are you tired of humans? Prefer to just be left to yourself? Not a hugger?
And are you looking for a pet that shares your disdain for all things touchy-feely?
Meet Light Roast!
Little Light Roast is doesn't mind an occasional pat on the head, or stroke down the back, but any further PDA is just not necessary. He's not a jerk about it, he'll just clearly let you know that his little play tunnel is infinitely more interesting than snuggling.