Meet Sidius
Do it. I dare you. Go on and try to touch me. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side. I am a fearsome kitten with unlimited power. Also ... AHHHHH! Scary human! So I'm a little bit of a scaredy-cat and react with a lot of bluster, hisses, and swats. I find comfort in my fellow dark side users (other cats) and would prefer to be in a quiet home where I can hone my skills and study you creatures known as humans. Please keep younglings (small children) away from me or I'll send Vader after them.